Accent UK Contributor - Jon Ayre.
Who is Jon Ayre ?
Jon Ayre writes fiction for fun, and software for money, but he'd really like that situation to be reversed. Focussing mainly on short stories and poetry (he has a goldfish-esque attention span), Jon has had a variety of short stories published on the now defunct "gobstopped" website, was recently longlisted for the Bridport Prize for his poem "Carcass", and is currently working on his first full length novel.

Contrary to the general impression given by Google, Jon Ayre did not write and direct the cult film "Surf Nazis Must Die" (but he's happy to take credit for it if it counts in his favour).